What's happening?

Just wondering if there is an official plan for Christmas Eve/Day? When exactly do you get here, out-of-towners?

One quick addition: Ben called as I was standing in line to get a new Sam's card (embarrassingly, my Glenwood card was finally rejected) to say that I should never again put Elijah in bed with only a diaper on his lower half. He'd removed it and pooped all over the bed.

Are we merry????